Sunday, February 11, 2007

Does PETA know about this?


Sorry for the late update this week, but I think the toilet fish tank is well worth the wait. It's fish tank, built into a toilet. Or is that other way around? I believe the tank used to flush the toilet is located inside the larger tank used to torture the fish. Torture them? Imagine if your only entertainment all day was watching people urinate?

I thought long and hard about who the intended market was for this product. It can't be intended for grown men because, frankly, it's embarrassing to have anyone find this in your house. Likewise, women of any age wouldn't really find a use for this because most of the time they would have their backs to the tank and wouldn't really get to appreciate it's beauty. I guess that leaves young boys as the only ones who might want this thing. However, I doubt they are mature enough to handle taking care of the fish. Oh well, I guess it does make it easier to flush the dead ones.

As for me, if the Plumbing Police came to me and said, "You must put this in your bathroom," I guess I would try to fill it with bioluminescent jellyfish. That way I wouldn't need to turn on the light if I had to use the toilet at night.

5 comments:

~A said...

This seems amusing for those drunken nights spent hugging the porcelain throne. Gives a whole new meaning to "toilet tank"

Marianne said...

This is excellent. You know how I love fish, and this is so much better than plastic ones.

Anonymous said...

my kitties would love this. they are always lounging in the sink or bothering me when i have to use the tooilet

Starjeep said...
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Starjeep said...

I have had one for 8 years and love it.