This week's item actually seems like a very good idea at first glance. It's a pacifier than can also be used to deliver medicine directly into your baby's mouth. I'm no expert on child-rearing, but I suspect that babies would certainly rather suck on a pacifier than have eye-droppers and the like shoved into their mouths. So, as you can see, in the hands of a gentle and responsible parent, this pacifier could be just the thing for a fussy baby.In the hands of an evil babysitter, however, this pacifier is tool for evil handed down by Lucifer himself. Can't get Junior to stop crying? Want him to go sleep so you can watch "Armed & Famous"? Load up his pacifier with two fingers of the Ol' Granddad and let him suck away.
That said, I'm thinking about getting one of these for myself. I'm about to start a new job soon, so I'm going to tell everyone that I suck on a pacifier to prevent myself from smoking. Because they won't know me very well, they should remain oblivious to two pacifier-related tidbits: 1) I'm not actually a smoker, and 2) my pacifier will be full of small quantities of White Russian.
4 comments:
this could broaden my research quite nicely
Well at least now I know what to get you for your birthday....
That's great! Luckily Nina likes her medicine.
Sadly Armed & Famous has already been cancelled :-( How can you get rid of a show that turns Latoya Jackson into a Hooker?!?!
Well, she's pretty close to being a hooker anyway. I'd like her to try to stretch her acting envelop a little bit. For her next series, I'd like her to try becoming a nun.
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